Reasons I hate my genes...

• My teeth. Soft. Deep. Prone to cavities.
• My chest. That comes from my Dad's side of the family. All the women are short with a large rack. I even have an Aunt that had a breast reduction. At least I don't have the crazy Italian hair like they do...I'll hold on to that...
  
• Large, flappy earlobes.
• Small feet. I mean...I understand that large feet would look a little off on a very short person. But at the same time, it would be nice to have adult sized feet. Apparently my only hope is to have a baby, since that is when my Mom's feet got just a bit bigger. But hers were never quite as small as mine.
• High cholesterol.
• Cancer.
• Heart disease.
• Utter insanity. I think this does run in our family.