Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Reasons I hate my genes...

  • My teeth. Soft. Deep. Prone to cavities.
  • My chest. That comes from my Dad's side of the family. All the women are short with a large rack. I even have an Aunt that had a breast reduction. At least I don't have the crazy Italian hair like they do...I'll hold on to that...
  • Large, flappy earlobes.
  • Small feet. I mean...I understand that large feet would look a little off on a very short person. But at the same time, it would be nice to have adult sized feet. Apparently my only hope is to have a baby, since that is when my Mom's feet got just a bit bigger. But hers were never quite as small as mine.
  • High cholesterol.
  • Cancer.
  • Heart disease.
  • Utter insanity. I think this does run in our family.

1 comment:

  1. I think you should do a post on why you love your genes. There are some good things.

    Insanity makes its home in everyones family although I will admit we have an ample dose.