Thursday, September 06, 2007

Panic! Pause....

You know that feeling when you're sitting in a public restroom stall, another stall unexpectedly bangs closed and your stall door pops open? And you pause, stricken, trying to figure out which is worse:
  1. Possible pee drips all over the place
  2. Strangers seeing your cootchie
Sometimes a feat of stunning acrobatics is possible while you stay on the toilet, stretch and extend your leg, your toe holding the door shut.

Sometimes not.

Yeah, that's the worst.

2 comments:

  1. several years ago, I pushed open a stall door that had probably popped open a minute earlier, and caught a startled coworker leaping up, her panties around her knees. We never made eye contact, again.
    This wasn't at DPU, btw.

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  2. Lmao! I can't say I've ever had that happen, but I sure hope it never does!

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