Thursday, September 06, 2007

Panic! Pause....

You know that feeling when you're sitting in a public restroom stall, another stall unexpectedly bangs closed and your stall door pops open? And you pause, stricken, trying to figure out which is worse:
  1. Possible pee drips all over the place
  2. Strangers seeing your cootchie
Sometimes a feat of stunning acrobatics is possible while you stay on the toilet, stretch and extend your leg, your toe holding the door shut.

Sometimes not.

Yeah, that's the worst.


  1. several years ago, I pushed open a stall door that had probably popped open a minute earlier, and caught a startled coworker leaping up, her panties around her knees. We never made eye contact, again.
    This wasn't at DPU, btw.

  2. Lmao! I can't say I've ever had that happen, but I sure hope it never does!