Why not?

I have nothing better to do.

[A is for age:] 24
[B is for booze of choice:] If I have to drink, I prefer vodka
[C is for career:] prof. student
[D is for your dog's name:] Oh, you mean cats? Mona and Boku
[E is for essential items you use everyday] My couch
[F is for favorite song at the moment:] N/A. I haven't been listening to music much lately.
[G is for favorite game:] No brainer, Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life
[H is for hometown:] Bartlett or Geneva
[I is for instruments you play] Belly drums?
[J is for jam or jelly you like:] Only jelly (no seeds allowed), strawberry
[K is for kids?] No.
[L is for last kiss] It was so long ago that it is inconsequential
[M is for mom's job:] She's my mom!
[N is for name of your crush:] um...I'm asexual right now?
[O is for overnight hospital stays] Nope.
[P is for phobias:] Right now I'm prone to say cancer. But, most days I'd say falling.
[Q is for quotes you like:] Drawing a blank.
[R is your relationship that lasted the longest]: Well, if you're thinking romantic- 2 months? Friendships...oh geez, I still have friends I met in 4th grade!
[S is for sexual preference:] the male
[T is for time you wake up:] Whenever I feel like it! HA! If I have to wake up I only wake up on odd numbers (and that doesn't include 5's)...so 8:21, 8:23, 8:27, 8:29. Get it? Yes, it is crazy.
[U is for underwear:] Lovely cotton numbers. I do not own white. I do not believe in white socks or white underwear.
[V is for vegetables you love] Spinach, corn and canned green beans
[W is for worst habit:] My hatred for the cell phone pisses some people off. But I always answer my home phone! I also habitually sit on my couch, which can enrage friends who would like me to leave it.
[X is for x-rays you've had] Only dental up to this point
[Y is for yummy food you make] The only thing I cook is tacos. But I have started trying new recipes (which will resume after the holidays)...so far, it's been a bust.
[Z is for zodiac sign:] I sting.