Can you keep up?

A collection of thoughts that might not make sense to you, but I assure you, they make sense:

1. You're my favorite Brandon. Only it's a little insulting that you only date models.
   
2. Katy, it's not an Ax...like you chop wood with. It's a saw, like you saw off the bottom of your Christmas tree with. Slightly different.
3. Still checked my closet tonight.
4. Jon Stewart is a delight.
   
5. George Bush....not so delightful. That's all I'll say.
6. California...what were you thinking electing Arnold? Your democratic government actually got the bill through. And now...its in a conservative, republican, actor's hands to veto it? Bad move CA, bad move.