Something the jerk at the Coldplay concert said has stuck with me. Really stuck. He didn't think I was old enough to have graduated college. Ok, people tell me I look young all the time, but all of the sudden this thought struck: if everyone thinks I'm so young, how will I ever meet a boy?
Old ladies are always like: oh dear, you'll appreciate it someday. Even middle-aged people always comment on how much I'll love it. But, if it forces me into spinsterhood, what kind of gift is that??