And now it's time to say goodbye...

In honor of the long-term absence (I will return on June 27. Whether or not I blog that day...well that's up in the air) I'll do this meme and then go back to getting the apartment ready and making sure the cats don't suffer.

1) My uncle once: heard I had a boyfriend (5th grade) and never let go...I get asked about Ben at every family gathering...

2) Never in my life: will I live without an animal again.

3) When I was five: I got my ears pierced. Crookedly. Thanks Aunt Sue.

4) High school was: full of fun and teen angst. Oh those dances...I miss them.

5) Fire is: perfect for a beautiful fireplace in my new condo or brownstone. I wish...

6) I once saw: a dog with shoes.

7) There’s this woman I know who: is never afraid to "seize the moment."

8) Once, at a bar: I fell off a stool while making out with a boy. He fell too. Oops, parents are you embarrassed? I wasn't. We laid on the floor laughing.

9) By noon I’m usually: tired of work and hungry.

10) Last night: I went to dinner with my sister/S and then came home and ironed.

11) If I only had: more time to do what I really want to.

12) Next time I go to church: hell might freeze over. (well said sissa)

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: um..wait, what last relationship? I can't remember it was so long ago....

14) What worries me most: Wait. What doesn't worry me? (again, well said)

15) When I turn my head left: Boku is staring at the floor and Mona is attacking the clothes bag from the cleaner

16) When I turn my head right: messy, messy desk and a boring blank wall.

17) You know I'm lying when: I don't know what my tells are. I fumble my words maybe?

18) What I miss most about the eighties: hypercolor. I think i've mentioned that before. Oh and when rollerskating was cool. Stupid blades stole skates glory.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Uh, the shrew from taming of the shrew? I don't know my Shakespeare very well even though I've read a lot of it...

20) By this time next year: I will be hunting for condos and hopefully finding something I can afford.

21) I have a hard time understanding: stupid people.

22) You know I like you if: I make any sort of effort at all. A letter, a phone call...anything.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my mom.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Uh?

25) Take my advice, never: try to eat all the taco meat left because you won't have another chance before you leave for vacation. Bad move.

26) My ideal breakfast is: cinnabon.

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: Cocoon. My old haunt and like A says, very cool store.

28) Why doesn't everyone: just live and let live. Oh cheesy, cheesy meme.

29) If you spend the night at my house: you may have to sleep naked. It is hot here in the summer.

30) I’d stop my wedding: if I found my fiance screwing another girl. Just read a book where that happened. It came to mind.

31) The world could do without: George W. as president.

32) My favorite blonde is: I don't think I go for blondes...

33) If I do anything well, it’s: sit.

44) And by the way: i may forget to send any postcards. I'm bad at that.

45) The last time I was drunk, I: threw up the next day? It's been so long and I did that constantly at the end of senior year, so good guess?

Bye suckers, see you when I get back from paradise....mua ha ha ha.