I'd like to put this here as a record of an agreement between loml and myself.*
Cat boku loves him and has slowly come to regard me as a second prize. Not as exciting. Runner up. I caught loml trying to convince cat mona to feel the same earlier. This would be devastating to me, mona's one true human love. And so, if loml convinces mona to love him more than she loves me, I get a kitten!
*He didn't technically agree. But come on, this is clearly obvious and logical.