On Friday I was chastised for not blogging more. So here's some blog for you.
Evidence of my brilliance:
i just broke janets chair! And I'm the drunkest. Asian guy with glasses was hot!
That is a text message that I tried to send to a friend. Apparently there was a "protocol error". So...sorry friend, your request for a drunk text? Unfulfilled.
Somehow, no matter if I'm interested or not, I end up watching the Derby every year (usually forced by the sister). I make it a point to root for the gray horse (or one of them) every year. They never, ever win. I found this year a bit hard to take. It makes horse racing seem all the more inhumane to me when a horse breaks both ankles right after placing. And then is shown on TV laying on the track. And then we learn she was euthanised. Horribly depressing.
Please make these songs for Rock Band posthaste:
Taper Jean Girl - Kings of Leon
Heartbreaker - Pat Benatar
More suggestions to come...