Reasons that I want to squeeze Christian...

1. He's my height.
2. He has a huge octopus tattoo on his arm.
3. He's fierce.
4. His hair is amazing. I'd like to touch it.
5. He got all insecure about his line the day before the show.
6. Then he cried when he won
7. But immediately went back to complete fiercitudal egotism.
   
8. He's fierce.
9. He made me giggle in nearly every episode. So glad he won.

This is katieromo, signing out.

Yes. I said fiercitudal.