My morning routine...

I doubt this will be interesting to anyone...but maybe if you're curious as to how I get completely ready in 30-40 minutes, you can follow these steps (average time is exactly 33 minutes):

1. Alarm
2. Toilet
3. Shower
4. Towel dry
   
5. Towel on head
   
6. Brush teeth
7. Contacts
8. Bottom underwear
9. Full body lotion (best 2-4 minutes I ever added to my routine)
10. Bra
11. Deodorant
    
12. Towel off head
13. Brush hair
14. Foundation
15. Under-eye concealer
16. Curl eyelashes
17. Mascara
18. Blow dry hair
19. Put on clothes
20. Powder
21. Blush
22. Hair goop (pomade/wax)
23. Jewelry

GO!