Lists that never came to be...

• Blog topics that would bother my coworkers...
• Anything to do with shark week
• Any details whatsoever about eating cookies
• Anything to do with my sex life, in specific details
  
• Likely anything to do with my woman parts. Or NSFW waxes.
• How much I love them and why
  
• Reasons that I hate you...
• This list was going to contain one reason that I hate each person that I love. It would be an anonymous, random list. Basically it would be an ingenious, diabolical mind fuck of a list. And I would never tell anyone which item belonged to them.
  
• Reasons that I love you...
• The nice version of the previous list. To be created exactly the day after the hate list.
  
• Words that my coworkers have made up...
• This list exists in my cubicle if you ever wish to see it. It also was my fall back list, in case things should go so awry that I couldn't think of anything...