So I promise my two last question askers that I will answer next post...but I just wanted you all to know:
There is something entirely overwhelming about being drunk at work (sanctioned drunk, don't worry - I got drunk during team building). At this point in my drunk arc I sort of want to lay down and take a nap or cry.
And that is why you should never drink with your coworkers.
PS - I am going to be hungover around 6pm unless I drink more. And...that is sad. But I think I'll go ahead and drink more.