Today...

Professor explaining features of an editor: "It's like, come to daddy! Come play with it!"

And yes, he says everything with an exclamation point; no, English is NOT his first language; yes, he did realize he had said something sort of dirty. Next: "I didn't mean to sound like that! (giggle, giggle)."

He may be my new favorite professor (as if I even had one before) because he is silly, he seems really enthusiastic and made time go quickly and most importantly he let us out early. Which means I am currently watching Project Runway ALMOST in real time (slight delay). Sad though that there are no more Project Runway nights with the sister.

From Amazon at 8:00 am this morning: Your order has been delayed. Shipment expected between Sept 13 - 22. (was supposed to be shipped today).

Me, this morning sometime: Um, why is my shipment delayed? Please break it into smaller shipments if you can.

Amazon at 1:45 this afternoon: Your order has been shipped!

Note: they shipped all 6 items today...so what the hell was the original delay?? What the hell? They were just seeing if they could get away with delaying it for shits and giggles?