- I grow pimples better than you. I mean, I am a champion at stress-fueled geysers. I have two monsters on my face right now that don't seem to be going away.
- My current plan to get the cats to the vet (to be boarded while I move) involves starving them. This makes me feel cruel and at the same time, like a dastardly genius. It was loml's idea to get them used to the carriers by putting the food in them. I will, in fact, take it to the next level and starve them so that they both enter the carriers at the same time to get said food. I just tried it and it went more smoothly than I even hoped. I am planning on torturing my cats to make life easier. Someone call animal control.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
There are two things you should know today: