Lists that I discussed today...

• Things that I was called at work today. This one caused most of the following to be hurled my way:
• "Doesn't Katie look beautiful today"
  
• My memory fails, but I know I was called dynamic
• "You don't look as fat today as you did yesterday"
• "Your boy cut looks much less boyish than yesterday"
• "I like you better with makeup" (this one is the definite winner)
  
• "I'd hit that"
  
• Things that would horrify my coworkers:
• a "nip slip"
• anything involving "shark week"