Friday, May 12, 2006

I have 3....

Today I saw someone get arrested. Not from afar. Right next to me. Scene:

I was walking back into my building after lunch, going through the revolving doors and two policemen and an arrestee were coming towards me in the building. The guy had his pants at his knees (?) and was screaming, I mean bellowing at the top of his lungs something like "Every white man has a credit card." That same sentence in many different variations with some expletives. There were maybe 5 people total in the lobby and everyone looked confused.

So why do you think he got arrested? Here's my little imaginary scene:

He was peeing on....a credit card machine.

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