In my dream last night (worst post opening ever?), I prepared a revolutionary party punch for the guests coming to my birthday party. This punch was equal parts sprite, red sprite(?), ice and legos. In other words, the ratio of ice and legos to liquid was troubling. I was very excited about this punch and thought it was going to dazzle everyone. I urge you to never drink any punch I prepare as you will likely choke on legos.

Also at this party, my loved ones (whom I had invited) insisted on gathering in a room together and making me walk in while they yelled surprise. The surprise turned out to be a bright orange cat. Neon orange, not real cat orange. Good job loved ones.